Wed 30 Nov 2011
The Trustworthiness of Facial Hair
Here at Rally, we’ve climbed onto the Movember bandwagon. What’s Movember? Here’s the description from movember.com:
During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces, in the US and around the world. With their Mo’s, these men raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.
Within engineering, we’ve had pretty good participation. We felt inspired by the “Trustworthiness of Beards” chart that’s been floating around the interwebs for a while and organized the engineering movember participants in order of trustworthiness, from most to least.
Adorable
Brett sporting the “Bieber” babyface look:

Very Trustworthy
Katie as a feminine Santa Claus:

Mildly Trustworthy
Officer Chipouras:

Neutral
Jay, with the full (but fake) Mo:

Questionable
Uh… Steve:

Unsavory
Eric “The Red” looking like an aging Larry Bird:

Threatening
Me, looking a bit like Hulk Hogan:

Dangerous
Carl looking like a homicidal lumberjack:

Disastrous
The Chauncey looking like, well, the kind of guy who would drive an ice cream truck:

The moral of the story is that if you want to be trustworthy, consider looking like Justin Bieber.
Happy Movember!


Bwhahahaha I love Chauncey’s.
http://qkme.me/35due6
@Rod’s qkme comment: LOLOLOLOL
The end of Movember http://i.imgur.com/gfC36.jpg
A valiant effort, because everyone knows that facial hair is disasterous in terms of attracting any kind of female appreciation. Movember means a lot more than going without shaving doesn’t it boys?!